Legs of Celtic Elvis

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CELTIC ELVIS is a crazed, cutting edge folk quintet; a practicing heavy mental band. They are also a traveling musical comedy troop bursting with angst, lust, and social commentary. They 're entirely original.

Celtic Elvis uses folk 'n roll arrangements, tight four-part harmonies, hilarious theatrical antics, and meanly accurate satire to skewer modern life. Its a musical bbq out in the 'burbs, but instead of your father's hamburger, Celtic Elvis runs the stick through the thin skin of contemporary facades and relationships. Setting satire to harmony with a beat, their songs become warped Americana mini-operas. Known for songs with titles such as High on Stress, The Road to Gridlock and Love As Real Estate- You're My Fixer Upper, Celtic Elvis is: "The ultimate party band for people who think too much...as much fun as folk music gets."

Kill a Tree for Christ

an inconvenient Christmas Carol
by the legendary Celtic Elvis




"Sure to be a Christmas classic for many years to come" - Dr. Demento




They're back!

That's right, just in time for the season; the legendary Celtic Elvis has released an inconvenient Christmas Carol - Kill a Tree for Christ

The marauding heavy mental folk band that brought you songs like "Little Head", "Singing in the Acid Rain", "America (is only as good as your next door neighbor)", "Male Pattern Numbness", "Love as Real Estate (you're my fixer upper)" and "The Road to Gridlock" has turned their fiercely satirical eye to one of America's most cherished traditions - the Christmas tree - and they rip it right out of the ground.

Kill a Tree for Christ is 2 minutes and 22 seconds of pure American folk satire (ala Tom Lehrer or the Smothers Brothers).


Kill a Tree for Christ is available as an MP3 download (iTunes compatible) and as a very special Christmas card.

To downlaod the MP3 version, click here.



The most unique
Christmas card
your friends will
ever receive.

A fabulous stocking stuffer!


Kill a Tree for Christ is available as a very special and unique Christmas card. The Christmas card includes:
  • the three inch mini CD single
  • a high quality Christmas card (which features the lyrics printed on the inside)
  • a deluxe foil lined envelope.

To purchase the Christmas card, mini CD, and envelope, please press here.

Please note: Mini CDs will play in most CD players, including most portables. They usually will not play in slot loading players (the type sometimes found in car stereos).